son of google searches

March 2, 2009

in Silly stuff and bluster

After four years of blogging, I tend not to look at my stats quite as much as I used to. After taking a look at some recent search strings that landed people here, I can see why.

  • Laura Erickson massage
  • strings in feces
  • info about rabbit poop and urine
  • tanagers having sex online for free
  • what I might find in asia in 2050 show me
  • eating undercooked chicken
  • meaning in the face of a white-tailed deer
  • creative ways to pee
  • salamanda poop
  • cat orange pantaloons
  • cure to farting
  • do they sell caviar at walmart
  • kelated woodpecker
  • lady with flies on her butt pics
  • pancake fart
  • kelly tripucka nude (for christ’s sake! you can see the backstory of Kelly here, along with links to the other search term compilations).

jess March 2, 2009 at 9:36 pm

I just LOL'd at cat orange pantaloons.

Mike Ingels/eriehiker March 2, 2009 at 11:04 pm

That is beautiful.

BTW, the top searches that bring people to my blog are "Niagara Falls" and "lyme disease."

For a blog about hiking in SE MI, that is strangely dispiriting.


Sachin March 3, 2009 at 3:45 am

"cure to farting" ha ha ha LOL

farlane March 3, 2009 at 7:46 am

I came here for the Laura Erickson massage but who doesn't want to see tanagers having sex online for free??

You can, however, keep the kelly tripucka nudes in the lead-lined case where they belong.

When I see searches like "meaning in the face of a white-tailed deer" I wonder if people are using Google like some space-age Oracle of Delphi.

Wren March 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Is there some place offline tanagers pay to have sex?

Aydin March 3, 2009 at 8:02 pm

I must have missed those pics of lady with flies on her butt. Can you post them again, please?

bug_girl March 4, 2009 at 10:42 am

LOL, Indeed!

Laura Erickson March 7, 2009 at 10:26 am

I got my biggest blog hits ever–I mean over 10,000 visits in one day for several days running–for the search term "mouse orgy." This happened right after there was a scandal at EuroDisney when some employees, after hours, made a porn movie wearing their costumes. I'd been posting about a Boreal Owl I was taking care of that needed live food–a very depressing thing for me to deal with, and how the mice kept mating.

I don't give massages, but I'd love to get one!

Ben April 7, 2009 at 9:17 pm

At my Japan hiWays site, the most common search terms are "Asian girls" and "Japanese sex". Occassionally I get more creative terms such as "japanese buttock"

NancyH April 24, 2009 at 2:15 pm

tanagers. that's hilarious!

i can't remember how i found you 🙂 possibly looking for the various kinds of canada geese.

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