more asinine google searches

January 20, 2006

in Silly stuff and bluster

First there was getting googled, a list of crazy searches that led people to this blog.  Mine weren't that funny, so I shamelessly listed some true classics from the collection at The Middlewesterner.  Finally, mine became more outrageous, and one even resulted in a champion google search string honor.  It's time for an update!  Here are some recent Google searches that pointed this way. 

  • dual purpose goats
  • cats nervous and pooping
  • Walt Whitman and the Pointer Sisters
  • butt haiku
  • two hermaphrodites in one bed
  • slow motion fart
  • what are the sharpest parts of a cat?
  • farting treetop sounds
  • human teeth mail order experiment
  • christmas song lyrics dun da da da dun da da da dun da da da
  • how to feed my box elder bug
  • scarlet tanager tooth
  • farting noise bibliography

TroutGrrrl January 20, 2006 at 12:37 pm

Wow! You win, hands down.

green LA girl January 20, 2006 at 1:36 pm

You're back! And it's only been a few days! How are ya?

Jim Otterstrom January 20, 2006 at 1:59 pm


I didn't realize your blog was such a smelly center for toothy animalistic kinkyness all grounded in flatulence and heretical musical farce!

I'll be back soon! ;~)

Sandy January 20, 2006 at 3:35 pm

I can't believe there aren't any smurf rabbit urine snow searches! And um, congratulations on such a bunch of….unique and interesting search terms. 🙂

Rurality January 21, 2006 at 9:41 am

Too funny. And now I'll be wondering all day what the sharpest parts of a cat are…

Lil February 12, 2006 at 10:42 am

Fantastic!! =D One day I hope to be worthy of such utterly random and unlikely search phrases =')

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