google again

April 10, 2007

in Silly stuff and bluster

Once again, oddball search strings that landed people here at Bootstrap:

  • da da da song in commercial with green couch
  • elderly farting cure
  • birds with 2 heads
  • ear candling in Israel
  • circus cannibalism
  • consequences of eating rabbit poop
  • dunk stool medieval torture
  • hog in a chair
  • contractor low bid humor
  • naked woman and google earth map
  • 101 ways to torture marshmallow peeps
  • asinine cat
  • where to recycle a used commode
  • how to run away
  • hard peck
  • humongous woodpecker
  • freaky moths
  • bighairyasses
  • do baby kingfishers thermoregulate
  • pennyfarting car
  • ghengis khan intestinal gas

And I would like to throw in common search strings that irritate me, for one reason or another:

  • Robospanker.  Yes, I mentioned Robospanker once, and apparently, this is one popular invention.  All I can say is, save your money and use your hand!
  • Flak seed.  People, it’s FLAX seed!  You know — from flax plants, flaxen hair…
  • Kelly Tripucka.  I was going to say, Kelly, quit the vanity searches.  But I actually received a really creepy email from a guy who went to grade school with Tripucka, and he asked me all sorts of questions about my encounter with him. Can you say…unhealthy obsession?  Haven’t had a search since then.

If this lifted your skirt, you can view the rest in the series here, here, here, and here.


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