Well, I haven't done this in awhile, so here is another installment in the Idiotic Google Searches series. More actual search strings that brought people to bootstrap…
- robot chicken farmers
- natural human popping sounds
- elder bug secrets
- news background scratching her crotch picture
- hairy aquarium parasites
- what kind of stuff can be found in ears after ear candling
- digiscoping for idiots
- mute chicken
- random invertebrates
- symptoms of cracked toilet commode
- hantavirus and poem
- head lice highlighter
- Howard Stern's robospanker
- finding your hair whorl
- silly radiation worker photos
- ancient dildo
- listerine native photos
And I must add a non-bootstrap search, one to my work web site. Someone was searching for information on the introduced bird species Streptopelia decaocto, and plugged in "collard dove."
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listerine native photos…
*scratches head*
Nope, that one's got me beat!
I can't believe there is such a thing as a "robospanker" or that someone would want to use one. Then again, maybe I'm not surprised.
Heh-heh. A good batch. Some of the searchers might be looking for a one hit google-strike, maybe?? At least that's all I can figure for some of the search strings I get. You ask yourself: why would anybody be looking for this?
I'm honored by a visit from Tom, author of the fine Middlewesterner and the originator of the often sidesplittling World Champion Search Strings (scroll down left sidebar).
I don't remember how I landed on Boostrap; was is through search?
I am glad I read 'Bootsrap Analysis'! One gets tired reading about all those wars and how messed up the world is! Boosrtap is just refreshing!
I don't know how you got here, Basawad, but I'm glad you did! Thanks!
I'm a beginning (backyard) birder. I don't think we have collard doves in Tucson. (Hilarious Photoshopping there.)Your blog's the best. I echo Basawad – thanks for writing about how great the world is and also for your great sense of humour.
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